Our Assembly

Hey guys! OK this is a tad bit late, but just wanted to put our assembly script up so everyone knows whats happening. Here it is:

Shireen: Tour guide
Kahini + Adhip: Senora Machuka and Monsieur Bertrand
Shravan + Anjali: Nerdy Couple
Aqeel + Sachi – the dirty gujju jealous wife with a stick : Gujju Hindi Couple
Umang: photographer boy

Intro:
(Shireen walks onto stage. Umang is sitting on the stage)
Shireen: “The Taj Mahal, a symbol of eternal love… behind the marble façade of this dome, thousands of newlyweds pledge to each other their everlasting……….
Flappy: so whats the plan for today?
Shireen: we have 3 couples to tour around take to the Taj
[Kuch kuch hota hai in the background plays. Aqeel and Anushree run onto stage, and around a tree. Like a hindi movie song.]
Flappy: is that our first couple?
[Sachi comes in and slaps Aqeel. Music stops with a start. Anushree gets scared and runs away :O ]
Shireen: no THAT’S our first couple.
Aqeel: (trying to pacify Sachi) oh ah building kitlu maje nu che… ah marble kitlu saras che! APne ghar ma avij marble lahavisu , ha? a to tara jivuch sparkle karech!
[sachi blushes]
[Shireen looks confused :S]
Sachi: shama keejiye, hamare shohar ki hindi kafi kamzor hai. Humaari shaadi haal hi mein hui hai, aur hum ek doosre ke saath apni pratham chutiyan manane aaye hai J
Shireen: koi baat nahi… taj mahal ki khoobsurati dekhne ke liye koi bhasha janne ki zaroorat nahi hoti.
[La Vie En rose begins to play., Bert and Machuka come in holding hands, all intimate with each other]
Flappy- Oh my god that’s the international rugby player monsieur brt and the Spanish poet senora machuka!
[La vie rose continues plays in background fades, song stops Bert comes and kisses Shireen’s hand.]
Enchante
Kahini- [hugs and kisses Flappy] Mucho Gusto
Aqeel [flabbergasted]: Aa ra ra!! Aa su thay rayu che?!
Sachi: *gets dizzy and staggers…yet Aqeel is reluctant to touch her. Haha losers*
Adhip: we’re very happy to be here… L’Inde.. j’aime les indiens, ils sont tres gentils, c’est monument est tres magnificent…
Shireen and Flappy confused :S …. OK so lets take a picture
[tamil music plays…Shravs comes in as Rajnikanth. Wearing dhoti shirt and sunglasses. Anjali walks in behind him as a scientist (Ele :P)]
Shravs: yeng yev yo
Anjali: oh I'm so happy to be here Sundaraman! The marble is so dense that
Shravs: the light reflects off at 67.5 degrees…
Oh wandukum! (to Shireen)
Shireen: …uh…wanna come where?? *confused*
[Awkward silence]
Flappy: so…lets begin with with the tour…we’ll start with the gardens…

Everyone exits stage
…later that day (on slide) Taj mahal and sunset
[Shireen and Flappy enter]
Flappy: oh my god! That was so difficult! These people are so dumb!
Shireen: don’t be so harsh... just because they don’t know the same language as you, it doesn’t mean theyre dumb! They could think the same about you…
Flappy: why cant we just have a common language, it makes everything so much simpler…
Shireen: but didn’t you find it amazing how all those couples were saying the same things to each other but in their own way…
Flappy: why the hell cant you’ll just speak in one language?!?!
[everyone freezes, couples do their parts….expressing love :P]
[saachi and aqeel: mein taara si bau pyaar karu chu…(saachi covers face with dupatta)
Bert and machuka: te amo [ and he kisses her] je t’adore
Anjali and shravs: every time I see you I feel an internal pang J…a feel a chemistry between us and we might end up in the bio lab ]
Then couples come in and say their lines and stand up for how language is their identity
Shireen: now you see… if they all spoke a common language, the world would be so bland. Everyone saying the same thing the same way in the same language. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t be able to survive in such a monochromatic world. A world suffering from an identity crisis.
Chaitra says 2 lines…

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